You Little L33t

(to the tune of You Little Thief, by Feargal Sharkey)

You little l33t
You let me load you
You saw me crashing
You watched me stall
You left me b0rken
HaXX0red and leaking
But there's no bad sectors
There's no sectors at all

You little l33t
You little spammer
You little n00bie
You little bore
You took the MP3s
And ZIPs on my hard drive
Now there's nothing
To play or to install

So tell me how does it feel
To make a Pentium chug and die
Do you get BSODs
Does it ever cross your wires

You Deus Ex
You Daikatana
You little z3r0
You AOL
You left me b0rken
HaXX0red and leaking
There's no bad sectors
There's no sectors at all

Cause when I accessed you
You watched me stall