GATEWAY TO CHAOS

(to the tune of Led Zeppelin's "Stairway to Heaven")

There's a hero who's sure
He can kill any mold
And he's closing a gateway to chaos
When he gets there he knows
If the doors are all closed
With a wand he can get to the levers
Ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh ooh ooh ooh-ooh, and he's closing a gateway to chaos

There's a lich in the halls
So he runs up a floor
'Cause you know that some floors have two stairs down
Past the trees by the fork
There's a banshee who sings
Sometimes all of his foes are not living

Ooh, it makes me wander
Ooh, it makes me wander

There's a feeling he gets
When a drink he regrets
And his spirit is needing relieving
In his dreams he has seen
Bolts of fire through the trees
And a damn stupid death soon thereafter

Ooh, it makes me wander
Ooh, it really makes me wander

And it's rumoured that soon
If to law he stays true
Then the trident will let him kill Drakon
And the chaos will fall
To the paragon of law
And he'll become Ancardia's new master

Ohh-ooh ohh-ooh ohh-ooh ohh-ooh ohh hoh

(But) If there's a goblin as your first kill
Don't be alarmed, no
Don't need no trident just to win here
Yes, there are three gods you can worship
But in the long run
There's still time to turn the altar white

And it makes me wander
Ahhh, hoh-hoh

Your head is apish and it won't go
And soon you won't know
Drakon is calling you to join him
Dear deity, will you hear your hero
And did you know
The gateway leads into the chaos plane

(Guitar Solo)

And as we head on down once more
While shadows fall and rats are mauled
There lies a sage that we all know
Who guards the stairs and wants to show
How you can thwart chaos's goals
And if you follow the right path
The choice will come to you at last
To turn to cHaOs or to Law, yeah-ee-yeah
To be a god or save a soul

And he's closing a gateway to chaos